# Thursday, April 24, 2008

The credit crunch has many consumers prefering cash over credit cards when spending. The trend is most visible in the UK where the British Retail Consortium conducted a recent survey showing that cash is now used for 60% of all purchases in the UK, which is up from 54% last year. And measured by value, cash is used for 34% of retail spending compared to 32% a year ago.

The news comes after many consumers are struggling to pay credit card bills that they racked up during times when home equity loans could be drawn upon to help out. Meanwhile, many credit card companies themselves are being a bit more particular about who they offer credit cards to in the first place.

Credit cards can be a very useful tool that allow consumers to take out a "free" loan for a month as long as they pay the bills back on time. Any failure to do so can result in substantial fees that can quickly turn the free loan into interest rates that most loan sharks would settle for.

Paying in cash also has several other benefits. For one, it helps many people realize just how much they are spending on a daily basis. Paying with a credit card makes is a little too easy to notice just how much money is being spent. Meanwhile, paying with cash also avoids any chance that you'll incur late fees or charges that are associated with credit cards.

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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:51:46 PM UTC
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:54:35 PM UTC
If a man does his best, what else is there?
Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:54:37 PM UTC
If a man does his best, what else is there?
Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:54:49 PM UTC
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:54:57 PM UTC
If a man does his best, what else is there?
Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:55:00 PM UTC
If a man does his best, what else is there?
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:01:27 AM UTC
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:01:35 AM UTC
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:09:10 AM UTC
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:12:28 AM UTC
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:15:34 AM UTC
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:15:39 AM UTC
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:15:55 AM UTC
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:15:56 AM UTC
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:19:31 AM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:20:16 AM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:20:33 AM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:33:13 AM UTC
If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:39:29 AM UTC
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:56:15 AM UTC
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:59:44 AM UTC
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:00:24 AM UTC
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:09:48 AM UTC
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:10:18 AM UTC
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:10:22 AM UTC
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:10:31 AM UTC
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:10:44 AM UTC
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:12:14 AM UTC
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:12:47 AM UTC
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:12:55 AM UTC
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:13:18 AM UTC
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:32 AM UTC
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:33 AM UTC
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:37 AM UTC
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:40 AM UTC
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:42 AM UTC
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:43 AM UTC
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:45 AM UTC
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:46 AM UTC
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:47 AM UTC
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:49 AM UTC
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:49 AM UTC
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:51 AM UTC
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:54 AM UTC
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:57 AM UTC
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:14:58 AM UTC
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:15:17 AM UTC
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:15:28 AM UTC
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:20:23 AM UTC
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:41:30 AM UTC
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:45:06 AM UTC
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:55:37 AM UTC
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:04:06 AM UTC
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:08:08 AM UTC
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:08:14 AM UTC
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:08:18 AM UTC
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:12:24 AM UTC
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:12:50 AM UTC
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:14:31 AM UTC
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:14:56 AM UTC
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:16:24 AM UTC
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:27:09 AM UTC
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:38:00 AM UTC
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:38:23 AM UTC
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:38:25 AM UTC
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:38:30 AM UTC
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:38:41 AM UTC
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:38:44 AM UTC
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:39:01 AM UTC
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:41:03 AM UTC
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:41:19 AM UTC
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:41:28 AM UTC
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:42:02 AM UTC
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:42:05 AM UTC
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:42:08 AM UTC
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:42:10 AM UTC
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:48:32 AM UTC
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:50:17 AM UTC
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:56:42 AM UTC
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:56:57 AM UTC
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:56:59 AM UTC
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:05:58 AM UTC
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:11:14 AM UTC
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:12:40 AM UTC
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:12:43 AM UTC
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:23:57 AM UTC
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:34:17 AM UTC
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:54:32 AM UTC
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:54:58 AM UTC
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:55:20 AM UTC
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:56:17 AM UTC
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:57:43 AM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:02:04 AM UTC
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:02:11 AM UTC
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:02:29 AM UTC
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:05:44 AM UTC
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:05:48 AM UTC
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:07:13 AM UTC
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:07:17 AM UTC
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:07:34 AM UTC
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:07:41 AM UTC
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:09:46 AM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:09:49 AM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:09:52 AM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:09:53 AM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:11:09 AM UTC
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:11:11 AM UTC
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:11:18 AM UTC
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:11:23 AM UTC
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:11:34 AM UTC
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:11:37 AM UTC
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:11:53 AM UTC
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:12:10 AM UTC
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:18:59 AM UTC
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:19:43 AM UTC
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:19:58 AM UTC
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:20:11 AM UTC
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:20:37 AM UTC
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:29:46 AM UTC
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:43:36 AM UTC
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:53:51 AM UTC
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:53:55 AM UTC
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:05:31 AM UTC
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:06:09 AM UTC
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:06:14 AM UTC
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:06:17 AM UTC
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:06:30 AM UTC
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:06:42 AM UTC
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:10:44 AM UTC
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:10:46 AM UTC
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:10:57 AM UTC
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:11:07 AM UTC
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:20:40 AM UTC
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:20:44 AM UTC
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:21:00 AM UTC
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:27:59 AM UTC
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:32:59 AM UTC
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:33:01 AM UTC
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:37:45 AM UTC
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:38:55 AM UTC
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:39:02 AM UTC
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:43:18 AM UTC
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:50:12 AM UTC
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:56:54 AM UTC
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:57:10 AM UTC
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:06:22 AM UTC
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:06:43 AM UTC
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:06:58 AM UTC
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:09:11 AM UTC
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:09:12 AM UTC
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:09:32 AM UTC
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:11:31 AM UTC
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:14:14 AM UTC
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:23:44 AM UTC
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:23:46 AM UTC
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:23:50 AM UTC
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:33:50 AM UTC
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:48:08 AM UTC
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:55:46 AM UTC
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:55:49 AM UTC
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:56:01 AM UTC
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:56:59 AM UTC
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:04:48 AM UTC
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:04:50 AM UTC
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:04:53 AM UTC
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:04:56 AM UTC
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:07:53 AM UTC
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:08:01 AM UTC
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:08:06 AM UTC
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:08:13 AM UTC
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:10:12 AM UTC
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:10:15 AM UTC
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:11:54 AM UTC
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:11:57 AM UTC
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:12:01 AM UTC
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:15:05 AM UTC
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:15:06 AM UTC
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:15:08 AM UTC
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:18:33 AM UTC
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:22:20 AM UTC
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:42:11 AM UTC
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:54:07 AM UTC
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:56:00 AM UTC
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:04:51 AM UTC
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:08:31 AM UTC
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:08:49 AM UTC
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:09:05 AM UTC
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:09:56 AM UTC
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:09:59 AM UTC
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:10:15 AM UTC
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:23:00 AM UTC
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:23:03 AM UTC
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:23:19 AM UTC
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:23:24 AM UTC
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:23:32 AM UTC
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:23:49 AM UTC
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:24:26 AM UTC
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:26:21 AM UTC
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:29:22 AM UTC
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:34:28 AM UTC
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:34:31 AM UTC
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:34:47 AM UTC
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:34:49 AM UTC
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:38:05 AM UTC
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:38:15 AM UTC
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:38:32 AM UTC
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:38:48 AM UTC
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:49:57 AM UTC
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:56:08 AM UTC
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:56:25 AM UTC
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:56:42 AM UTC
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:56:49 AM UTC
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:01:37 AM UTC
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:05:47 AM UTC
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:05:56 AM UTC
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:06:08 AM UTC
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:06:12 AM UTC
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:06:14 AM UTC
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:06:17 AM UTC
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:06:30 AM UTC
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:06:33 AM UTC
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:06:39 AM UTC
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:06:47 AM UTC
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:06:50 AM UTC
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:06:58 AM UTC
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:07:11 AM UTC
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:14:23 AM UTC
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:22:25 AM UTC
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:25:54 AM UTC
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:25:57 AM UTC
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:26:00 AM UTC
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:26:05 AM UTC
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:37:15 AM UTC
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:37:43 AM UTC
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:51:01 AM UTC
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:51:05 AM UTC
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:51:13 AM UTC
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:51:16 AM UTC
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:56:01 AM UTC
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:56:17 AM UTC
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:56:26 AM UTC
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:59:31 AM UTC
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:01:40 AM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:01:59 AM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:02:02 AM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:04:01 AM UTC
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:04:09 AM UTC
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:04:12 AM UTC
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:04:21 AM UTC
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:04:22 AM UTC
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:04:26 AM UTC
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:04:28 AM UTC
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:09:29 AM UTC
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:09:49 AM UTC
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:10:07 AM UTC
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:19:36 AM UTC
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:19:36 AM UTC
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:19:39 AM UTC
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:19:45 AM UTC
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:20:56 AM UTC
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:42:54 AM UTC
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:44:56 AM UTC
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:58:12 AM UTC
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:58:14 AM UTC
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:58:18 AM UTC
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:58:37 AM UTC
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:02:07 AM UTC
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:05:58 AM UTC
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:06:19 AM UTC
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:06:22 AM UTC
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:06:49 AM UTC
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:07:05 AM UTC
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:17:16 AM UTC
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:18:46 AM UTC
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:19:01 AM UTC
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:19:31 AM UTC
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:25:18 AM UTC
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:25:24 AM UTC
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:25:33 AM UTC
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:27:48 AM UTC
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:32:05 AM UTC
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:35:18 AM UTC
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:35:20 AM UTC
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:35:22 AM UTC
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:35:27 AM UTC
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:50:22 AM UTC
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:51:00 AM UTC
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:52:39 AM UTC
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:52:48 AM UTC
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:52:50 AM UTC
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:59:35 AM UTC
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:59:55 AM UTC
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:59:58 AM UTC
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:00:02 PM UTC
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:00:50 PM UTC
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:01:02 PM UTC
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:01:11 PM UTC
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:01:23 PM UTC
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:07:17 PM UTC
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:07:20 PM UTC
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:07:26 PM UTC
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:07:43 PM UTC
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:13:24 PM UTC
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:23:03 PM UTC
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:36:47 PM UTC
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:55:30 PM UTC
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:55:34 PM UTC
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:55:46 PM UTC
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:55:50 PM UTC
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:58:32 PM UTC
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Friday, December 31, 2010 12:58:58 PM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:01:36 PM UTC
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:01:53 PM UTC
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:02:06 PM UTC
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:02:10 PM UTC
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:02:21 PM UTC
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:02:41 PM UTC
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:05:15 PM UTC
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:08:15 PM UTC
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:10:44 PM UTC
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:10:49 PM UTC
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:10:52 PM UTC
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:11:09 PM UTC
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:11:59 PM UTC
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:12:04 PM UTC
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:12:07 PM UTC
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:12:14 PM UTC
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:21:39 PM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:22:06 PM UTC
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:22:47 PM UTC
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:23:09 PM UTC
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:30:48 PM UTC
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:33:22 PM UTC
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:33:27 PM UTC
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:33:45 PM UTC
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:33:54 PM UTC
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:37:41 PM UTC
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:37:42 PM UTC
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:37:44 PM UTC
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:37:53 PM UTC
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Friday, December 31, 2010 1:44:37 PM UTC
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:02:05 PM UTC
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:02:06 PM UTC
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:05:30 PM UTC
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:05:32 PM UTC
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:05:38 PM UTC
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:05:45 PM UTC
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:05:57 PM UTC
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:07:32 PM UTC
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:09:20 PM UTC
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:09:24 PM UTC
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:09:26 PM UTC
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:09:43 PM UTC
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:10:12 PM UTC
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:10:16 PM UTC
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:10:34 PM UTC
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:10:39 PM UTC
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:20:17 PM UTC
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:20:33 PM UTC
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:20:41 PM UTC
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:26:34 PM UTC
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:26:37 PM UTC
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:26:47 PM UTC
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:27:04 PM UTC
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:28:31 PM UTC
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:28:35 PM UTC
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:28:49 PM UTC
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:40:01 PM UTC
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:44:42 PM UTC
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:44:53 PM UTC
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:44:56 PM UTC
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:44:57 PM UTC
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:45:01 PM UTC
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:45:19 PM UTC
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:47:08 PM UTC
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:47:13 PM UTC
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:47:17 PM UTC
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:47:25 PM UTC
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Friday, December 31, 2010 2:51:52 PM UTC
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:08:01 PM UTC
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:08:12 PM UTC
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:08:30 PM UTC
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:08:35 PM UTC
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:08:49 PM UTC
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:09:00 PM UTC
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:09:17 PM UTC
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:09:23 PM UTC
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:09:26 PM UTC
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:09:46 PM UTC
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:13:47 PM UTC
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:14:30 PM UTC
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:14:36 PM UTC
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:14:56 PM UTC
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:15:00 PM UTC
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:16:04 PM UTC
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:17:19 PM UTC
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:17:44 PM UTC
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:18:18 PM UTC
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:19:27 PM UTC
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:27:54 PM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:37:18 PM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:48:33 PM UTC
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
Friday, December 31, 2010 3:57:41 PM UTC
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:00:28 PM UTC
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:08:06 PM UTC
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:08:11 PM UTC
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:08:30 PM UTC
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:08:58 PM UTC
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:17:45 PM UTC
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:17:57 PM UTC
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:17:59 PM UTC
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:18:09 PM UTC
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:18:25 PM UTC
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:18:45 PM UTC
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:18:51 PM UTC
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:23:06 PM UTC
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:23:13 PM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:23:29 PM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:23:32 PM UTC
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:23:33 PM UTC
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:23:45 PM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:23:50 PM UTC
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:23:53 PM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:24:00 PM UTC
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:24:07 PM UTC
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:25:49 PM UTC
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:35:57 PM UTC
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:36:07 PM UTC
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:43:52 PM UTC
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:43:54 PM UTC
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:44:11 PM UTC
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:44:18 PM UTC
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:46:22 PM UTC
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Friday, December 31, 2010 4:56:13 PM UTC
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:00:04 PM UTC
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:00:09 PM UTC
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:00:27 PM UTC
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:00:54 PM UTC
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:06:36 PM UTC
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:06:39 PM UTC
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:06:51 PM UTC
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:07:02 PM UTC
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:11:35 PM UTC
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:19:59 PM UTC
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:21:02 PM UTC
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:25:35 PM UTC
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:29:54 PM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:29:57 PM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:30:14 PM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:30:19 PM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:33:05 PM UTC
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:35:57 PM UTC
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:36:35 PM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:36:52 PM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:36:58 PM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:37:18 PM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:39:02 PM UTC
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:39:05 PM UTC
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:39:06 PM UTC
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:39:09 PM UTC
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:49:31 PM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:49:42 PM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:49:49 PM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:50:09 PM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:54:03 PM UTC
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:54:22 PM UTC
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:54:26 PM UTC
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:54:30 PM UTC
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:54:44 PM UTC
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 5:57:45 PM UTC
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:04:15 PM UTC
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:04:18 PM UTC
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:04:34 PM UTC
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:04:35 PM UTC
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:04:52 PM UTC
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:09:17 PM UTC
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:09:19 PM UTC
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:09:36 PM UTC
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:09:53 PM UTC
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:18:24 PM UTC
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:22:21 PM UTC
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:29:59 PM UTC
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:30:01 PM UTC
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:30:09 PM UTC
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:31:11 PM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:31:12 PM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:31:55 PM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:36:54 PM UTC
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:36:55 PM UTC
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:36:58 PM UTC
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:37:12 PM UTC
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:37:13 PM UTC
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:38:18 PM UTC
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:45:17 PM UTC
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
Friday, December 31, 2010 6:48:15 PM UTC
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:00:14 PM UTC
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:00:30 PM UTC
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:00:35 PM UTC
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:00:57 PM UTC
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:10:03 PM UTC
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:12:22 PM UTC
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:12:22 PM UTC
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:12:25 PM UTC
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:12:42 PM UTC
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:12:58 PM UTC
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:13:07 PM UTC
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:15:00 PM UTC
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:15:11 PM UTC
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:15:18 PM UTC
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:15:34 PM UTC
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:18:54 PM UTC
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:18:57 PM UTC
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:18:57 PM UTC
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:19:02 PM UTC
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:19:02 PM UTC
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:19:03 PM UTC
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:19:05 PM UTC
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:19:09 PM UTC
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:19:15 PM UTC
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:29:08 PM UTC
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:29:18 PM UTC
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:29:34 PM UTC
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:29:44 PM UTC
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:32:11 PM UTC
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:32:55 PM UTC
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:33:34 PM UTC
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:35:04 PM UTC
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:35:09 PM UTC
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:35:11 PM UTC
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:35:16 PM UTC
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:43:44 PM UTC
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:52:14 PM UTC
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:52:17 PM UTC
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:52:23 PM UTC
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:52:29 PM UTC
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Friday, December 31, 2010 7:58:38 PM UTC
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:03:51 PM UTC
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:03:56 PM UTC
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:03:59 PM UTC
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:04:01 PM UTC
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:07:54 PM UTC
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:07:56 PM UTC
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:07:57 PM UTC
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:08:16 PM UTC
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:08:58 PM UTC
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:09:17 PM UTC
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:09:43 PM UTC
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:20:09 PM UTC
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:22:17 PM UTC
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:26:08 PM UTC
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:33:15 PM UTC
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:33:28 PM UTC
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:33:29 PM UTC
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:33:31 PM UTC
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:33:47 PM UTC
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:38:02 PM UTC
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:38:02 PM UTC
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:38:11 PM UTC
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:38:12 PM UTC
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:44:12 PM UTC
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:45:33 PM UTC
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:45:37 PM UTC
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:45:38 PM UTC
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:45:48 PM UTC
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:45:50 PM UTC
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:45:53 PM UTC
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:45:55 PM UTC
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:46:21 PM UTC
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:52:23 PM UTC
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:59:13 PM UTC
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:59:20 PM UTC
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:59:30 PM UTC
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:59:43 PM UTC
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Friday, December 31, 2010 8:59:45 PM UTC
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:08:57 PM UTC
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:15:59 PM UTC
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:17:03 PM UTC
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:17:10 PM UTC
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:19:24 PM UTC
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:19:32 PM UTC
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:19:35 PM UTC
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:19:40 PM UTC
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:25:19 PM UTC
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:25:29 PM UTC
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:25:33 PM UTC
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:25:41 PM UTC
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:27:23 PM UTC
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:35:30 PM UTC
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:47:55 PM UTC
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:47:57 PM UTC
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:48:03 PM UTC
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:48:05 PM UTC
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:48:07 PM UTC
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:48:10 PM UTC
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:48:12 PM UTC
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:49:32 PM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:49:42 PM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:50:05 PM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:50:16 PM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:57:05 PM UTC
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:58:29 PM UTC
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:58:32 PM UTC
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:58:39 PM UTC
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 9:58:40 PM UTC
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:00:50 PM UTC
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:07:06 PM UTC
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:07:10 PM UTC
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:07:27 PM UTC
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:07:28 PM UTC
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:15:08 PM UTC
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:15:20 PM UTC
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:15:34 PM UTC
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:15:44 PM UTC
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:16:02 PM UTC
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:21:08 PM UTC
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:31:58 PM UTC
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:32:34 PM UTC
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:32:44 PM UTC
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:32:44 PM UTC
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:32:49 PM UTC
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:32:55 PM UTC
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:33:15 PM UTC
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:37:21 PM UTC
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:37:23 PM UTC
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:37:30 PM UTC
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:39:26 PM UTC
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:39:28 PM UTC
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:39:54 PM UTC
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:40:16 PM UTC
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:47:22 PM UTC
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:57:45 PM UTC
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:57:46 PM UTC
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:58:00 PM UTC
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Friday, December 31, 2010 10:58:02 PM UTC
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:05:10 PM UTC
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:05:22 PM UTC
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:06:16 PM UTC
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:06:48 PM UTC
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:06:58 PM UTC
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:08:19 PM UTC
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:09:20 PM UTC
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:10:55 PM UTC
If a man does his best, what else is there?
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:10:59 PM UTC
If a man does his best, what else is there?
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:11:15 PM UTC
If a man does his best, what else is there?
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:11:31 PM UTC
If a man does his best, what else is there?
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:11:48 PM UTC
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:29:25 PM UTC
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:29:28 PM UTC
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:29:30 PM UTC
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:29:33 PM UTC
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:30:40 PM UTC
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:30:46 PM UTC
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:30:50 PM UTC
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:30:56 PM UTC
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:33:57 PM UTC
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:40:18 PM UTC
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:48:39 PM UTC
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:48:48 PM UTC
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:49:26 PM UTC
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:49:33 PM UTC
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:49:38 PM UTC
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:49:56 PM UTC
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:55:25 PM UTC
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:55:29 PM UTC
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:55:36 PM UTC
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:55:53 PM UTC
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:58:13 PM UTC
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:58:29 PM UTC
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:59:50 PM UTC
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Friday, December 31, 2010 11:59:56 PM UTC
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:00:08 AM UTC
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:00:24 AM UTC
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:12:27 AM UTC
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:19:09 AM UTC
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:20:47 AM UTC
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:20:59 AM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:21:00 AM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:21:05 AM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:21:07 AM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:21:56 AM UTC
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:21:57 AM UTC
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:22:13 AM UTC
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:23:50 AM UTC
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:25:09 AM UTC
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:25:12 AM UTC
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:25:15 AM UTC
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:27:23 AM UTC
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:27:26 AM UTC
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:27:43 AM UTC
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:28:09 AM UTC
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:28:11 AM UTC
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:28:16 AM UTC
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:28:22 AM UTC
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:28:27 AM UTC
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:42:02 AM UTC
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:46:41 AM UTC
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:47:56 AM UTC
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:52:52 AM UTC
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:07:16 AM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:07:16 AM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:07:17 AM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:07:32 AM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:10:08 AM UTC
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:13:39 AM UTC
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:13:43 AM UTC
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:13:59 AM UTC
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:14:13 AM UTC
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:15:01 AM UTC
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:15:05 AM UTC
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:15:43 AM UTC
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:15:55 AM UTC
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:17:05 AM UTC
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:17:16 AM UTC
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:17:19 AM UTC
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:17:26 AM UTC
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:20:19 AM UTC
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:36:18 AM UTC
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:37:46 AM UTC
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:41:00 AM UTC
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:41:32 AM UTC
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:42:43 AM UTC
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:42:55 AM UTC
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:43:21 AM UTC
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:43:24 AM UTC
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:43:28 AM UTC
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:43:30 AM UTC
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:43:43 AM UTC
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:43:51 AM UTC
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:50:21 AM UTC
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:50:31 AM UTC
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:50:33 AM UTC
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:50:34 AM UTC
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:50:35 AM UTC
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:50:50 AM UTC
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:50:53 AM UTC
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:57:36 AM UTC
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:00:20 AM UTC
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:11:08 AM UTC
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:11:11 AM UTC
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:12:55 AM UTC
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:12:59 AM UTC
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:13:02 AM UTC
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:13:18 AM UTC
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:19:33 AM UTC
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:19:44 AM UTC
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:21:57 AM UTC
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:21:58 AM UTC
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:22:04 AM UTC
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:30:25 AM UTC
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:32:52 AM UTC
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:32:57 AM UTC
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:35:52 AM UTC
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:35:54 AM UTC
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:36:09 AM UTC
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:36:15 AM UTC
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:40:21 AM UTC
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:40:34 AM UTC
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:40:53 AM UTC
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:41:08 AM UTC
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:42:51 AM UTC
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:42:52 AM UTC
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:43:09 AM UTC
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:46:55 AM UTC
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:50:17 AM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:50:24 AM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:50:38 AM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:50:58 AM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:02:35 AM UTC
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:09:40 AM UTC
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:09:49 AM UTC
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:10:06 AM UTC
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:11:07 AM UTC
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:11:22 AM UTC
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:11:39 AM UTC
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:11:39 AM UTC
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:11:51 AM UTC
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:11:59 AM UTC
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:11:59 AM UTC
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:12:00 AM UTC
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:12:03 AM UTC
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:13:16 AM UTC
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:13:18 AM UTC
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:13:21 AM UTC
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:13:37 AM UTC
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:15:20 AM UTC
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:15:31 AM UTC
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:15:45 AM UTC
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:15:57 AM UTC
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:34:18 AM UTC
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:36:31 AM UTC
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:36:35 AM UTC
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:37:50 AM UTC
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:44:02 AM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:44:18 AM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:44:30 AM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:51:26 AM UTC
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:51:33 AM UTC
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:51:50 AM UTC
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:52:06 AM UTC
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:59:01 AM UTC
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:01:45 AM UTC
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:01:50 AM UTC
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:03:41 AM UTC
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:08:13 AM UTC
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:08:30 AM UTC
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:08:40 AM UTC
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:09:58 AM UTC
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:12:11 AM UTC
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:12:13 AM UTC
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:12:18 AM UTC
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:12:18 AM UTC
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:12:35 AM UTC
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:12:37 AM UTC
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:22:11 AM UTC
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:32:52 AM UTC
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:36:52 AM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:36:54 AM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:36:57 AM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:37:01 AM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:41:32 AM UTC
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:41:50 AM UTC
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:41:57 AM UTC
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:42:04 AM UTC
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:46:15 AM UTC
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 5:53:48 AM UTC
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Saturday, January 01, 2011 8:38:50 AM UTC
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
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